I'm never gonna say goodbye
'Cause I never wanna see you cry
Okay, who is this freak-ass bitch who will cry whenever someone says goodbye? They're NEVER gonna say goodbye? Really? Hm...
Man: Okay, honey, off to get some groceries. Be back soon. Goodbye!
Woman: [Uncontrollable sobbing, interspersed with gasps for air]
Westlife, you look ridiculous in this picture, which is probably from 1998 when every boy band member had a blonde middle-part haircut (and you were still called Westside). Ygggblecchhhhhhhchh.
Wait, that's not what I wanted to say. Oh, right. Just saying...you have this girl (Mark: guy) who will cry whenever you say goodbye. That's fucking weird. You deserve people who are more stable/awesome...like...uh...me. Except you, Mark. You get a free pass. Damn it (he's the brunette).
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